After a lifetime of learning and perfecting my skill set, I'm ready to start my own restaurant. I'm being accepted into a program that will allow that to happen but I need two things for it: to purchase smallwares (that I get to keep when I move to my restaurant) and to show two months operating income for start-up. My goal is to raise $75,000 to accomplish that.

For years, I've been urged to open my own place but never thought I had the chops for it so I waited. And waited.

I've come to realize that I do indeed have the food knowledge and skills to do this. I'm ready for it and the time is right.

The Culinary Freight Train is on the tracks. Help me fire up the engine.​


Chef. comedian. artist. Idiot.